Tardigrades Are Forever
Tardigrades Are Forever
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We'll be launching Tardigrades Are Forever in early 2026.
Tardigrades Are Forever is a party game in which you race your indestructible tardigrade opponents to achieve ultimate victory. Every turn presents a tough choice between sabotage and self-destruction.
First things first. You're a tiny, virtually indestructible tardigrade, and you're tired of being so … alive! Your goal is to achieve ultimate cryptobiosis, ensuring your own personal apocalypse!
At the same time, you will be destroying your enemy tardigrades. But how do you destroy something that cannot be destroyed? You destroy it with kindness! It’s a strange, tiny, tardigrade war in which bad is good, and good is bad!
HOW IT WORKS
You are trying to create 4 stacks in your own playing area that each have a Personal Apocalypse card on the top. It doesn’t matter how many cards are in each stack, as long as the top card in each of the 4 stacks is a Personal Apocalypse card. That’s it!
You’ll also be actively sabotaging your opponents with Toxic Positivity cards. Combining multiple Meh cards together will also create powerful actions that can help you or hurt your opponents!
Each turn, you MUST DRAW 3 cards and you MUST PLAY ALL 3 cards (1 on yourself, 1 on an opponent, 1 to community discard pile as your LAST move) to affect yourself and your opponents, and maybe even unleash powerful Meh combos.
This isn't always easy! You'll sometimes be forced to hit yourself with a Toxic Positivity card, or even help an opponent by giving them a Personal Apocalypse. Tough decisions for tough tardigrades.
